She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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