Do vagina's smell?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Can you bring me the toilet please
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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