She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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