i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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