how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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