didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
ok i will unlock the door
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.