He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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