Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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