CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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