I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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