That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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