She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
