I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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