I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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