it hurts more in the daytime
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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