dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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