The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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Green mimosas i think yes
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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