You made me cry and you don't even care
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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