We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
