dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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