McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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