Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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