Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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