We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize