why didn't you poke me back
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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