Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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