Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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