i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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