She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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