gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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