i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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