I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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