the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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