I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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