Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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