Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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