haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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