I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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