His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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