I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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