IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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