I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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