you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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