hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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