you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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