Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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