I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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