never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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