Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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