Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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