forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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