Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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