Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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