I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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