Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
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I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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