I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
