You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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